What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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all jokes aside...

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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