How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Queens Park rangers

* anti-punchline

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

brittney griner

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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