- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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