Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

what's white and sticky semen

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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