- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

what is 3+3= 8

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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