- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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