- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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