- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

chuck norris

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Jellybeans

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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