- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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