roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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