- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Click here to end the world.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

This is an anti-anti-joke.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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