- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

How old are you? 7

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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