how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Caca.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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