Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Amazing

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Kyle grund parker coffey

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Anti Joke

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