- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Racial equality.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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