How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

The WNBA.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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