- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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