there once was a black man who played basketball

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Please? No.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

i just pooped that is all!

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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