- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Dakota Fanning

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Women's rights.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Killing your friend as a joke.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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