- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

rocky is here again.......................

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

THE GAME.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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