- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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