- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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