- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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