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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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