A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Happy Monday!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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tommy is retared

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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