Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Anti Joke

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