- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??