- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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