Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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i love to lick...

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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book 'em danno

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Anti Joke

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