What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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did you stub your toe?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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