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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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