What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

MySpace.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

womans rights...

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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