Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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gay pom...

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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