- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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