- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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