Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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1+2 = 6

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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