- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

whats the best thing about polio...death

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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