- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

your mother

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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