- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

women's rights

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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