Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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