- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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