Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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7+5=12

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Potato!

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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