- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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