Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

God. God.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Anti Joke

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