- Anti Joke

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

poop

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D