- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

A man makes a sandwich.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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