- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Neither did she.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Obama

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

* anti-punchline

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

... i forgot the joke :p

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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