- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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