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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's blue? The sky.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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