why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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