What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Banana Hamock.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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a man walked into a bar....

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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