A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Anti Joke

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