Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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I have aids

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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