What's green and blue? yellow

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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