Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Well, there's one way...

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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