- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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