- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Keanu Reaves

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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