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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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