- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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