- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Massie is a fatass

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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