- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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