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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Whats white? A fridge

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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