- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

what?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Guess what. Chicken butt.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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