- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

I am quite mature.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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