What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

more like nig!

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

your mother

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Your face

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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