Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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I'm Batman.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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