what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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