It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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