Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Please? No.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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