What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

c-? men, C-men

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops