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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

women's rights.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

think twice or at least think

Republicans

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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